A violent territorial dispute erupted in the streets of Raita Colony today when two cats — identified only as "Orange Boi" and "Grey Sigma" — engaged in what bystanders described as "the most cinematic fight over leftovers since the last family wedding."

The altercation began at approximately 2:47 PM near the Bhosle family's dustbin, where a particularly fragrant piece of fish curry from Sunday's lunch had been carelessly discarded. Orange Boi, the self-proclaimed alpha of the gully, claimed squatter's rights. Grey Sigma, known for his mogging tactics, invoked international feline law.

Local dog Tommy, a Golden Retriever mix with a master's in conflict resolution (from YouTube University), was appointed as peacekeeper by the neighbourhood aunty council. Tommy's first official act was to eat the fish. Both cats are now united in their hatred of Tommy, marking the first diplomatic success in Raita Colony's history.

grossHopper proposes a "Leftover Redistribution Act" that would ensure equal access to garbage for all species. "This is exactly why we need journalistic representation in local government," grossHopper noted, while eating a crumb off the floor. "If two cats and a dog can't figure out fish distribution, what hope does the Lok Sabha have?"