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BREAKING: Newspaper still needs a ticker — because how else will readers know this satire is news?

Commentry. Sarcasm. Opinions and views. Spritual successor of Dhing tang from sakal

Vol. CLXXIV, No. 3,847₹0.02 (Free if you can find it)

✦ May Be Journalism ✦ May Be Satire ✦ May Be Anything ✦

ROACH TODAY

May be journalism. May be satire. May be anything. We don't know either.

Monday, 19 May 2026“May be journalism. May be satire. May be anything. We don't know either.”Monday, 19 May 2026

Roachle

Puzzle Desk

The grossHopper Word Game — Where Every Letter Counts

20 May 2026·Puzzle & Despair Bureau·Gronk City

Like Wordle, but cockroach-themed. You get 6 guesses. grossHopper is watching.

7 Letters — Brain-rot

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“I guessed ROACH on my first try every single time. Because I wrote the word list. This is not a boast.” — grossHopper, Editor-in-Chief