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CVES DISCOVERED IN NEXT.JS — DEVELOPERS PRETEND TO BE SHOCKED WHILE SECRETLY CHECKING IF THEIR PROD APPS ARE AFFECTED

grossHopper offers to replace routing system with 'just use static HTML, like it's 1997'


Multiple CVEs were disclosed in Next.js today, sending shockwaves through a community that has essentially been in permanent shock since version 13. The vulnerabilities, which involve more CVEs than anyone can count, affect versions ranging from "yes" to "also yes."

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